We may not be in there physically, but we are certainly there virtually. Thanks to modern technology, we are creeping watching Pippa Middleton and James Matthews's wedding via live blog to make sure you don't miss a thing.
Sure, you want to see the photos: arrivals of the most elegant of guests from Princess Beatrice to Kate Middleton herself. But what do we really want to know? What are they all thinking? Here, a very accurate made up depiction of everyone's thoughts as they enter and attend the most exciting wedding of the year.
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Spencer Matthews and guests
"Yeah, I got my teeth whitened for the today. Crest White Strips, man! Crest White Strips."
James Middleton, brother of the bride
"How you like my 'fit, sis? I think it’s 'hipster,' as the kids say."
Spencer Matthews, brother of the groom
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Nanny to Prince George and Princess Charlotte
"I cannot believe they forgot the toy. She'll crack up without the damn toy."
Kate Middleton and the Kids
"Do you know what you're supposed to do? No? Me neither. At least we're in this together."
Pippa and Kate Middleton
"Here ... your backside has to look better today than it did at my wedding."
