10 Things You Need From Selena Gomez's "Fetish" Video

Take a page from Selena's book and go for one that could pass as a nightgown.

DIY Selena’s distressed version by going ham on them with long nails. Chic!

We couldn’t help but notice this bag of delicious hot-chilli-pepper-and-lime flavored chips in Selena’s cabinet when she was freaking out in the kitchen.

Pro tip: When you’re not using it on your tongue (please don't ever do that) “pump” the curler by squeezing and releasing several times for a natural-looking curl that stays.

Or a Fruit of the Month Club membership if you’re not that into peaches.

Don’t know what she’s eating in the video (aside from broken glass and a literal bar of soap), but it sure looks like this.

If you’re really going to put soap in your mouth, at least get you one with a crunch.

Flames that’ll withstand a dining room monsoon.

How else was she supposed to get those stains out?

Not sure exactly what lipstick she’s eating in the vid, but if we had to guess, we'd posit Marc Jacobs Beauty’s Le Marc Lip Creme in “Willful.”