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If you, like the legions of Timothée Chalamet followers (myself absolutely not included), have been biding your time, confident that you and the Call Me By Your Name star/Oscar nominee will have your moment of Elio and Oliver-tinged bliss, you may be too late.

The vibrant Instagram community of Timmy stans have spoken, and here’s what they had to say: Timothée Chalamet has a girlfriend. At least, that’s what it looks like.

Over the weekend, Timothée was spotted with another young, French-speaking star: Lily-Rose Depp (i.e. Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis’s daughter, with whom Timmy co-stars in Netflix’s upcoming period drama The King).

First, they were spotted taking a stroll in N.Y.C. on Saturday — casually, like friends and co-stars tend to do. It was fine, I was fine. But then came the inflammatory fan photos, taken at a coffee shop.

*Trigger warning: These photos are not for the vulnerable of Chalamaniacs among us (again, not me, I couldn’t care less).*

We have a lot of questions: 1) Is our Beautiful Boy *gasp* off the market? 2) Does Johnny Depp approve? 3) Do the laws of physics even allow two people that hot to share an enclosed space without combustion?