We Are All Tiffany Haddish Thirsting After Michael B. Jordan
It's summer. It's hot. So is Michael B. Jordan.
Which is why we do not blame Tiffany Haddish—actress, comedian, the Last Black Unicorn—for lusting after one of the hottest dudes in Hollywood. I mean, if you became one of the most sought-after women in Hollywood, suddenly brushing shoulders with the most-eligible bachelor in Tinsel Town after stealing the show in one of 2017's hottest comedies (aka Girls Trip), wouldn't you?
As the host of the MTV Movie & TV Awards, which were taped Saturday night and aired on Monday, Haddish leveraged her screen time to court Jordan, insinuating on more than one occasion that she would, um, like to have his babies.
"Is that Michael B. Jordan?" asked Haddish as she delivered her opening monologue to the crowd. "I just got pregnant on stage!"
Jordan picked up the evening's Best Villain award for his role as N’Jadaka/Erik Killmonger in Black Panther. He also had a dig prepped for another uh, TV villain. “I’m shocked that I won this award for Best Villain. I thought Roseanne had this in the bag," he said, referring to Roseanne Barr, whose eponymous ABC sitcom was pulled from the air after her racist tweet.
Haddish, our spirit unicorn, felt him up as he left the stage. (Tiffany, girl, we love you, but maybe you went too far here?)
Of course, this isn't the first of Haddish's celeb crush antics. In an interview with The Hollywood Reporter, Haddish revealed that she rather aggressively hit on Leonardo DiCaprio when the pair found themselves at the same party.
"I asked him if he’d let me hit that,” she said. “He’s like, ‘Tiffany, you’re so funny.’ I’m like, ‘I’m serious.’ And then he goes, ‘I mean, I’d do it, but …’ I was like, ‘Come on, wasn’t you in a squad? The coochie squad? Or something?’” (She was, of course, referring to the “pussy posse,” a group of then-up-and-coming dudes including Tobey Maguire who partied notoriously in the '90s.)
Tiffany Haddish: An inspiration to single folk everywhere.