You Can Now Get Married at the Happiest Place on Earth, Taco Bell
Do you like inexpensive tacos, and also love and happiness? Of course you do.
Beginning in August, you can have it all—a lifelong partner, a 12-pack of tacos, and a kitsch hot sauce bouquet, all for the low, low price of $600.
On August 7, Taco Bell will begin offering wedding packages at its Las Vegas flagship restaurant/“chapel.” You and your S.O. are now able to solidify your commitment at the happiest place on Earth (when Disneyland starts selling tacos for $1.19, maybe we’ll talk).
To kick off this revolutionary trend, Taco Bell married the winners of their Love and Tacos contest, Dan Ryckert and Bianca Monda, this past Sunday.
Despite the lingering scent of Crunchwrap Supremes, the ceremony was actually very beautiful:
I don’t know about you, but I definitely want my wedding day to mirror the happiness I feel upon entering a deserted Taco Bell on a Saturday just after midnight.
If you, too, can hear the Taco Bells ringing, check out the official site for more information.