Scott Disick Quells Sofia Richie Breakup Rumors with a Strongly-Worded 'Gram

It’s been a tough year for celebrity breakups—we've seen the fall of Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan, Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux, Lena Dunham and Jack Antonoff … But dry those tears, because amid a sea of breakup news, there’s one celebrity couple eager to weather each and every wave: Sofia Richie and Scott Disick.

Yes, despite rumors of Disick’s infidelity, Scofia is still on.

Kourtney Kardashian’s ex-husband, 35, and Lionel Richie’s youngest daughter, 19, sparked breakup rumors after the former was spotted “looking flirty” with another woman at Kanye West’s exclusive Ye listening party last week.

Lord Disick set the record straight on Monday via Instagram story, posting a screenshot of a TMZ headline reading “Scott Disick and Sofia Richie Still Together.” Scott spared no shade in his response to the article, writing, “We had no idea we even broke up but thanks for thinking of us.”

Disick also posted an awkward paparazzi photo of him and Richie at Nobu, just to hit the message home.

Thank you, pop culture gods. Though the universe is filled with uncertainty, we’ll always have Scofia.