By Alexandra Whittaker
Updated Sep 21, 2018 @ 12:45 pm
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BREAKING NEWS — there is a thief residing in Kensington Palace, and we have cold hard evidence that proves it.

In an unprecedented turn that has potential to change the monarchy as we know it (or at least change the way they run their kitchen), we have obtained footage of A Real Life Royal Human Person in the midst of stealing from a fellow royal's event. Be warned that for some fans of the family, this may be difficult to watch.

The Proof:

Take a shaky breath, and let's collectively break down what we just witnessed.

The Crime:

Theft of delicious samosas from Meghan Markle, Duchess of Sussex's, royal event celebrating her Together cookbook, which was released this week.

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The Suspect:

By poring over the evidence two whole times, we have identified none other than beloved royal Prince Henry Charles Albert David, Duke of Sussex, a.k.a. Prince Harry, as the prime suspect.

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The Motive:

Hunger, probably.

The Verdict:

So guilty. So very, very, guilty.

While there is no word yet from Kensington Palace on this development, we know Prince Harry knows what he did. That guilty grin after he nonchalantly tried to blend back into the crowd speaks volumes. Who would've guessed that the face below is that of a hardened criminal?

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Case closed.