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In perhaps the biggest celebrity news to hit the airwaves this week, Orlando Bloom has announced that he is officially on the market. And not just that: He’s on the prowl for something serious.

In an interview with Extra, the Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales star couldn’t help but admire a pin that his interviewer was wearing on his suit lapel. When the journalist noted that it was a gift from his wife, he got the most unexpected scoop.

“See? I need a wife. Can you get me a wife? I want a wife—that’s what I’m looking for, a wife that will get me a pin like that.”

Did you hear that ladies? That’s the sound of women everywhere dropping serious change on a last-minute flight to L.A.

The actor divorced from Miranda Kerr back in 2013, and split from girlfriend Katy Perry earlier this year. He's even been practicing his pick-up lines. In the video at top, Bloom has to determine whether he’s hearing a “pirate” or a “regular” pick-up line. Spoiler alert: He’s not too great at it.

Orlando, you can practice on us.