Miles Teller certainly had a busy year. Between production on five (five!) new movies coming out this year, doing press for the blockbuster hits Fantastic Four and Insurgent, and a few groundbreaking magazine covers, it’s amazing that the actor, who turns 29 today, has the time and energy to run his own Twitter account—and do it hilariously, no less.
This year, we’ll see Teller in films like Arms and the Dudes, Thank You for Your Service, Bleed for This, Get a Job, and the highly-anticipated next edition to the Divergent series, Allegiant. But until then, you can get your fill of his witty, dry humor by checking out his social media feed.
In honor of his big day, we rounded up his funniest tweets. Happy birthday, Miles! Keep on being you.
Thought I had a blood blister on the inside of my mouth this morning and then I realized it was just chocolate— Miles Teller (@Miles_Teller) January 21, 2016
Spelled like it sounds pic.twitter.com/NL66cuSbZa— Miles Teller (@Miles_Teller) January 8, 2016
I think the Orlando airport has a monopoly on adults with cartooned backpacks— Miles Teller (@Miles_Teller) November 29, 2015
I don't usually hear Nickelback on the radio but when I do, its in Florida.— Miles Teller (@Miles_Teller) November 24, 2015
Disposable razors are the Legos of a relationship— Miles Teller (@Miles_Teller) November 18, 2015
I don't know if Im just lazy or I like trying to do things with my feet— Miles Teller (@Miles_Teller) October 25, 2015
Crest white strips severely underestimate the number of bottom teeth I have— Miles Teller (@Miles_Teller) September 24, 2015
Thank you @MensFitness for your excellent October cover choice. It was between me and pumpkin spice latte so this is a big win for me.— Miles Teller (@Miles_Teller) September 10, 2015
Just ordered the new under armour pants, finally a material that breathes! pic.twitter.com/EtEr5QMXJq— Miles Teller (@Miles_Teller) June 23, 2015