These "Live" Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Holiday Wax Figures Will Haunt Your Dreams
On Tuesday, Berlin’s Madame Tussauds unveiled “live” wax figures created in the likeness of the world’s most beloved couple: Meghan Markle and Prince Harry. And while any wax figure boasts a high likelihood of creepiness, this holiday-themed duo is a true terror that can aptly be described as the nightmare before Christmas.
See, as per the label “live,” the figures in question aren’t so much figures as they are people wearing oversized and eerily accurate dead-eyed masks of the royal couple. And they aren’t just standing there looking creepy, they’re actively preparing for the holiday season while clad in festive sweaters.
If this sounds too unbearably creepy to be true, please, don’t take my word for it — see for yourself.
We’ll start off easy, with a giant-headed Harry caressing his wife’s baby bump:
Now please allow wax Meghan to abandon any attempt at the duchess slant and splay in this arm chair like no one’s watching:
Now it’s time to hang the ornaments, or at least hold one of them in the air while wax Prince Harry plots something sinister.
More awkward splaying please.
Whatever you do, do not (I repeat: DO NOT) zoom in on wax Meghan’s face here.
“I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.”
Dance like wax Harry’s watching.
Not sure what’s more disturbing: wax Meghan droppin’ it low or wax Harry’s reaction.