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As if landing eight Moon Men wasn't enough of a coup, Lady Gaga has signed a fragrance contract with perfume powerhouse Coty. Stephan Mormoris, the senior vice president of global marketing for Coty Beauty, told WWD that the first offering from this "fascinating cultural force" is expected to launch in the spring of 2012. While the Haus of Gaga gets to sniffing, the rest of us will be speculating on the scent of this sure-to-be epic new fragrance. Perhaps there will be a top note of latex with an undertone of raw meat? Maybe a subtle bouquet of Earl Grey and peroxide? Whatever the blend, the scent is sure to be as mind-blowing, and as popular, as the Lady herself.