Kardashian West’s Kimoji store just launched its latest round of merch. The newest products include an “Ass Tray” with (what else?!) Kim’s butt Kimoji printed on the base, rolling papers featuring Kim’s crying face emoji, T-shirts reading “never not high,” and a variety of other 4/20 themed items. The most noteworthy, however, veers away from the NSFW theme: a “Kim Candle.”
Before your imagination runs wild, I’ll explain. The “Kim Candle” is a tall prayer candle depicting the reality star as a saint. Yes, really.
Unsurprisingly, the Internet had some thoughts …
But, as always, Kim didn’t let her haters have the last word. The E! star stepped out in L.A. on Thursday wearing a mesh minidress with a bedazzled portrait of the Virgin Mary positioned in the center of her chest. You can’t make this stuff up.
If Kanye can call himself a god, it only makes logical sense that Kim takes up a biblical title of her own.