“fully losing my mind over this Nintendo ad where Kim Cattrall is horny for Mario??!!??”

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And I couldn’t help but wonder, what’s Mario hiding beneath those overalls …

Praise be the internet, wherein an unhinged 2012 ad can resurface and bring us all unrivaled joy. On Wednesday, Netflix Film’s Marc Snetiker tweeted an 8-year-old Nintendo 3DS ad in which Kim Cattrall, channeling her Sex and the City counterpart Samantha Jones, lusts over the company’s mustachioed mascot.

Actress Kim Cattrall
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“fully losing my mind over this Nintendo ad where Kim Cattrall is horny for Mario??!!??” Snetiker tweeted.

In said ad, Cattrall plays her 3DS and describes going on “magical adventures with a certain Mario,” adding, “And guess what? He's totally into dressing up.”

The ad wraps with a seductive conclusion: "There are many men in my life, but for a few minutes or a few hours, I'll always find time for Mario.”

Cattrall soon joined the fun, retweeting Snetiker with the caption “I’ll always find time for Mario.”

See, we still have some nice things!