People are ... bored. 

By Isabel Jones
Updated May 13, 2020 @ 2:30 pm
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Neither Kourtney nor Khloé Kardashian is pregnant (or “PREGENANT”), K? (And if they were, it would be their business!)

Both Keeping Up With the Kardashians stars have been subject to recent rumors regarding their bodies.

The eldest Kardashian sis,’ Kourtney, shared a bikini photo to Instagram on Wednesday that inspired a fan to comment “SHE’S PREGENANT.” The Poosh founder, who likely learned not to internalize social media negativity long ago, gave a measured response: “this is me when I have a few extra pounds on, and I actually love it. I have given birth three amazing times and this is the shape of my body.”

Meanwhile, Khloé was fielding pregnancy rumors of her own, which arose when fans realized she’s been posting older photos and cropping newer ones above her waist. Which … ?!?!? Anyway, despite the ridiculousness of the rumor, Kardashian swiftly hit back at the claims, tweeting, “I don’t go on social platforms much these days AND this is one of the main reasons as to why I stay away. The sick and hurtful things people say. I am disgusted by so many things I am seeing. SMH people swear they know everything about me. Including my uterus. Sick.”

She continued, “The nasty things you’re saying about me over A RUMOR! I have seen so many hurtful/despicable stories and tweets about me over a false story. And if it were true.... it’s MY LIFE, NOT YOURS.”

“Funny how picky&choosy some can be with who and how you feel others should live their lives. I believe people should focus on their own lives/families, put energy into bettering the scary world we are currently living in, and try projecting positivity as opposed to nastiness.”

Case closed: You can stop analyzing the Kardashians’ or any other women's bodies, forever.