John Mayer's Pickup Line for Kourtney Kardashian Is So On-Brand
John Mayer might just have found a woman he cannot entice with his good looks, and … uh, Instagram skills?
According to an incredibly questionable report, the “Your Body Is a Wonderland” crooner has set his sights on the eldest of the Kardashian sibs: Kourtney.
Both parties were present at the GQ Men of the Year party last week, and Mayer “seemed very into” the mother of three. He laid it on thick, telling her that their run-in was “sweet serendipity” and they should “meet up again soon.” Honestly, "Sweet Serendipity" sounds like a smooth John Mayer album title, no?
According to an anonymous source, however, Kourtney’s just not that into the smooth serial dater.
Mayer’s been romantically linked to many high-profile ladies, including past girlfriends Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, Jennifer Aniston, and Jessica Simpson. And though it’s never been confirmed, one of the women rumored to have hooked up with the singer is none other than Kourtney’s lil’ sis, Kim Kardashian.
So … maybe her reluctance to date Mayer isn’t quite so black and white?