Jennifer Lopez’s star-studded “Dinero” music video came out on Thursday, and it’s everything we could ever possibly want from the baddest and bougiest Bronx native on record. OK, not everything—Alex Rodriguez didn’t get down on one knee to present J.Lo with a diamond ring deserving of its own security detail (next video?)—but she did rep the former baseball player with a bedazzled Yankees cap, so we’re willing to overlook this omission.
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Anyway, the video is, as expected, the definition of extra—it even features a cameo from the singer’s trusty jewel-encrusted Starbucks cup.
Join us as we recount the video’s 5 most over-the-top moments:
J. Lo roasts a marshmallow on a pile of burning money
She also manages to seductively eat the world’s least seductive food.
J.Lo grills steaks in full lingerie
Oh, and not just any old undergarment—a lacy La Perla bra and Agent Provocateur bottoms, no less.
J.Lo and Cardi B. lounge in masquerade wear and piles of diamonds while reading each other’s respective Time Magazine cover stories
As one does.
