By Isabel Jones
Updated: Nov 12, 2018 @ 8:03 pm

It's official: Gwyneth Paltrow is the naughtiest celebrity on social media.

No, she’s not posting NSFW selfies or passionate makeout pics on the daily, but when it comes to her Instagram comments, girl knows how to make us blush.

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Comments by Celebs gave us our first-ish taste of dirty Gwyneth in August when an account called @gaybestfriend posted a photo of the Goop founder with the caption, “Me at happy hour pretending to listen to my friends but really thinking about dick.” Paltrow left her inimitable mark in the comments, writing, “Ain’t that the damn truth.”

The newlywed cemented her status as the dirty joke queen when she commented on a post by the account @crazybitchprobs.

The meme — an image of a classical painting of a woman baring one breast — read, “When you were wrong mid-argument so you whip out a titty to distract him.” Paltrow slipped into the comments, writing, “I literally slayed with this tactic this morning.”

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Comments by Celebs did their due diligence, tagging Paltrow's new husband, Brad Falchuk, in the caption. 

With a new marriage, two children, and a wellness empire to run, we’re really stumped as to how GP finds the time to troll random Instagram accounts, but we’re 100 percent here for it.

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