By Sam Reed
Updated Oct 16, 2018 @ 5:08 pm

If this were an elementary school class, both President Donald Trump and adult film actress Stormy Daniels would be in a time-out right about now. 

But sadly, the setting for this story is not a public school, but rather Washington D.C.. And everyone knows that name calling is to the White House as social media influencing is to Los Angeles. That is, insanely common. 

The latest: On Tuesday, a federal judge dismissed Stormy Daniels's defamation lawsuit against Trump regarding a tweet he posted about her last spring, and ordered her to pay his legal fees. The President tweeted the news along with a charming new nickname for the woman who claims that she had an affair with 45 back in 2006 while he was married to current First Lady Melania. Spoiler, it's "Horseface."

"Great, now I can go after Horseface and her 3rd rate lawyer in the Great State of Texas," he wrote, referring to both Daniels and her lawyer, Michael Avenatti. 

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But Daniels — also known as the woman who forever ruined Mario Kart by comparing Trump's, um, nether regions, to the beloved Nintendo character, Toad — wasn't about to let him off that easy. In an innuendo-laden response to the President, she wrote, "Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present your president. In addition to his...umm...shortcomings, he has demonstrated his incompetence, hatred of women and lack of self control [sic] on Twitter AGAIN!" (Did you catch it? Did you catch the innuendo?)

She concluded her message, "Game on, Tiny." (Hopefully we don't need to spell out the meaning of that one, but in case you're wondering, it's a visual reference.)

And it doesn't stop with these two. Avenatti also had choice words for the President, calling him a "disgusting misogynist and an embarrassment to the United States," on Twitter. 

Now if you'll excuse me, I think I'd personally like a time-out.