The *audacity* of this man. 

By Isabel Jones
Updated Jan 16, 2020 @ 9:30 am
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Charlize Theron, a bowl cut-wearing, fishnet turtleneck-championing goddess, also sometimes dates weird guys.

On a recent episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live, the Bombshell star shared a story from a date she’d gone on in her 20s that was so atrociously bad we’re honestly wondering whether it really happened.

The scene: Theron is a young up-and-coming actress out with a “super handsome” man. They go on a “lovely” dinner date and she thinks to herself ‘This is going really well.’ When it comes time for said handsome man to drop Theron off, she hints that she wants him to kiss her. They begin kissing and it’s “really good,” but ah, the twist: he leans in to whisper, “Make out with my nose.” MAKE. OUT. WITH. MY. NOSE.

Theron swore the story was true. "I've never forgotten it," she told Kimmel, "because I've yet to meet another person who likes to have somebody make out with their nose."

“He was, like, really into it,” she went on. “And I started giggling, 'cause it was good! So, I didn't want to mess it up, so I gave him a little peck on the nose and he was like, 'No, make out with it.'"

Can you imagine commanding Theron to do anything, no less make out with your nose?? I guess people like what they like.