21 Times Birthday Girl Blake Lively Had Us Cracking Up

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Happy birthday, Blake Lively! The former Gossip Girl star, who cemented "bronde" as a full-fledged hair trend this year, turns 28 today.

She's got the talent, the looks, the business savvy and a swoon-worthy family with fellow actor Ryan Reynolds and baby girl Jamesβ€”but did you know she harbors a serious sense of humor to boot? Lively truly lives up to her name when it comes to her Instagram caption game, showing off a hilarious self-deprecating side we probably wouldn't associate with the perfectly coiffed actress capable of 10-plus outfit changes in a single day. Not even her heartthrob hubby is safe from her lacerating wit!

Here's wishing the new mom a day full of laughs! Celebrate Lively's birthday with some of her funniest captions:

No, that's not a baby in my belly... It's guacamole. NiΓ±o Viejo and Hoja Santa= AmazeπŸŽΎπŸˆβšΎοΈπŸ€βš½οΈπŸ‰ P.S. Recognize the print of the skirt? Skirt and tshirt another codesign of mine for @preserve_us 😊... Well now I'm just bragging. Jerk.

A photo posted by Blake Lively (@blakelively) on Aug 10, 2015 at 12:50pm PDT

...After #ForgetStrawberryBlondeTHISisTomatoBronde 😳 #DontRequestThisAtTheSalonForGoshSake #WillIEverLetTheDoggoneBrondeThingGoAlready?!

A photo posted by Blake Lively (@blakelively) on Jul 31, 2015 at 3:01pm PDT

Who's the class clown now suckers?!?!?!! Oh... Still me. Hmm. Mmk. 😬 Nevermind #BestJobEver #CanCirqueDuSoleilPleaseSeeThisAndInviteMeToJoinPLEASE #YesIKnowTheyreMimes

A photo posted by Blake Lively (@blakelively) on Jul 29, 2015 at 3:04pm PDT

Self portrait. Suck it Picasso. #TooBadIForgotWhichSideMyMoleIsOnHashtagGenius

A photo posted by Blake Lively (@blakelively) on Jul 26, 2015 at 8:15am PDT

Oh no he dih uuuunt πŸ˜³πŸ˜πŸ˜³πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ™‹ Crystal. Leopard. Tennies. #AskTheShoeWizardHowManyYearsIBeggedForThisDayToCome #TooBadMyFootIsTheSizeOfTheEvilStepsistersAndDoesntFit #Asia

A photo posted by Blake Lively (@blakelively) on Jul 10, 2015 at 12:40pm PDT

...who hid a candid camera in my room?!! #IWISHmyBrowsLookedThatGood

A photo posted by Blake Lively (@blakelively) on Jul 6, 2015 at 7:06am PDT

...that time I went girl on girl. #CouldveDoneWithALittleLessTongue

A photo posted by Blake Lively (@blakelively) on Jun 30, 2015 at 8:09am PDT

Happy Fathers Day!!! ... @vancityreynolds Since the day our baby was born, I've felt so strongly in my heart that you were most likely the father. πŸ˜³πŸ˜πŸ˜‹πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜#ILoveYouSoMuchItsSilly

A photo posted by Blake Lively (@blakelively) on Jun 21, 2015 at 7:29am PDT

#TeenWitch ( @robynlively ) #BradTheRedHotLover , and me ...I'm only clear on why ONE of us is shirtless.

A photo posted by Blake Lively (@blakelively) on Jun 15, 2015 at 2:48am PDT

What's sexier than a man on a scooter?! ...everything actually #ThanksFluxCapacitorForRemindingMeHowGratefulIAmThatThe90sAreOver

A photo posted by Blake Lively (@blakelively) on Jun 3, 2015 at 8:02am PDT

How you know your @preserve_us Rialto Jeans are TRULY VINTAGE: You may find a Corn Nut in the pocket when they arrive 😳 πŸ˜„ #SuckItEtsyTHISisMadeByHand β˜ΊοΈβ˜ΊοΈπŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

A photo posted by Blake Lively (@blakelively) on Jun 1, 2015 at 9:06am PDT

Mona Lisa/ da Vinci. Adele Bloch-Bauer/Kilmt. Kitchen Maid/Vermeer. Blake Lively / Marie Saba. ...one of these things is not like the other. Art no less!! @mariesaba you made my dreams true. ...I finally are what I eat! Am. What I eat. You are what YOU eat. But I'm LITERALLY what I eat. See. Because of the . (Please stop talking)

A photo posted by Blake Lively (@blakelively) on May 20, 2015 at 7:27am PDT

Coordinating my bag, with my jeans, with my gloss, with my ring, with my... chocolate --As one does. 😎 ***Pay no attention to my manicure. Let's just call it deconstructed. Or paint splattered. Yeah! Paint splattered, like my jeans! #StartTheTrend #BlameHorribleNailsOnNonexistentTrends 😬😬😰😜

A photo posted by Blake Lively (@blakelively) on May 4, 2015 at 9:36am PDT

"...it all started with a spider" -Walt Disney

A photo posted by Blake Lively (@blakelively) on Apr 27, 2015 at 1:24pm PDT

😱😱😱🍝🍝🍝🍝😍😍😍😍❀️❀️❀️ #I died. I don't even care that I was photobombed by a trash can. ❀️😍🍝

A photo posted by Blake Lively (@blakelively) on Apr 22, 2015 at 9:28am PDT

It's 3 in the morning. I start work at 6am. The jewels ended up in my mouth. And somehow we're wearing matching clothes. Does this count as an acid flashback? 🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴#TropicanaCasinoWallpaperTwins @ofirajewelz

A photo posted by Blake Lively (@blakelively) on Apr 21, 2015 at 12:06am PDT

πŸŽΆπŸ‡πŸŒπŸ“πŸŽΆ I'm Chiquita Banana and I'm here to say, I'm need these shoeeees in every way. ...wait what? That's not how the song goes?!!! #TimeForARewrite

A photo posted by Blake Lively (@blakelively) on Apr 12, 2015 at 9:31pm PDT

Should I be concerned that my husband's never looked at me this way?... #WhereAreThoseEyesWanderingReynolds #HelenMirrenIStheSexiestWomanAlive #WomanInGold

A photo posted by Blake Lively (@blakelively) on Apr 3, 2015 at 9:27pm PDT

...Who wore it better? C'monnnn, my hair is my super power!! πŸ’ͺ☺️ Now show me some of your INCREDIBLE hair moments! #PowerOn #GoodHairDay

A photo posted by Blake Lively (@blakelively) on Mar 20, 2015 at 8:46pm PDT

.............Hmmmm. Yeahhhh. Nope. I have no idea what they're talking about. πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜¬πŸ˜¬πŸ˜¬πŸ™ˆ

A photo posted by Blake Lively (@blakelively) on Mar 19, 2015 at 11:28pm PDT

...that one time. When I secretly joined a dance troop. @twerk4dci you ladies are awesome.

A photo posted by Blake Lively (@blakelively) on Mar 11, 2015 at 10:44pm PDT

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