Goop is taking to the seas.


Gwyneth Paltrow and her Goop empire have conquered the land, so now they're taking to the sea. On Wednesday night, the actress and Goop founder shared some exciting news to Instagram: She and Goop are joining a ... cruise line.

"I am always happiest by, in or on the sea! In 2022 my @goop team and I are going to join @celebritycruises on their new ship, Celebrity Beyond," she wrote alongside a picture of herself next to the ocean.

The health and wellness guru added that she will taking a hands-on approach. "I'll be behind the scenes, working on some special projects, as Celebrity's new Well-being Advisor," she said. "My team @goop is curating programming and fitness kits to add to Celebrity's wellness the experience. I'm  sworn to secrecy on the rest — keep an eye out for the details coming soon."

Well this sounds like one heck of a cruise experience. Goop is known for its somewhat unconventional approach to health and wellness, so we cannot wait to see what the company has in store for the cruise ship. Perhaps each guest gets a vagina-scented candle and vibrator upon check-in? Where do we buy tickets?

"It's 8 a.m., and she's been doing this since 7 a.m. She just prances around the bathroom, putting on her millions of Goop Glow products for her glowing skin," Apple says in the video, before adding, "Then she gets to work, making some more vagina eggs. And candles, also vagina candles, and vagina perfumes. Just everything vagina."