The Emotional Stages of Charlotte Finding Out She's Going To Be a Big Sister
"Thanks so much. Yes, I'm really excited for mummy. Three's definitely not a crowd. I definitely didn't want this puppy instead of a brother or sister."
"Wait, so let me try to understand this. It's a third person. There's going to be another baby here. Does G know this? I just feel like maybe he should know..."
"Okay, I'm starting to understand, but if it's a girl, she's not getting any of my McQueen. None. Of. It."
"Wait is the entire thing a joke? Are they punking me? Ashton? ASHTON?"
"I'm not being a brat! I genuinely thought this was a joke! I also genuinely won't share my clothes, regardless of gender."
"This kid doesn't know what he or she is in for."