21 Celebrities Who Can't Be Bothered to Hold Their Own Umbrellas
Our strongest counter argument for celebrities being “just like us” is also the simplest: If you pay someone to hold your umbrella for you, we probably don't have a lot in common.
That being said, we’re not sure we’d say no to a professional umbrella holder (is that their job title?) if one were offered.
The phenomenon is pretty hilarious. Can you imagine a situation in which you’re loaded down and it’s raining hard enough that you’re rendered both unable to hold your own umbrella and desperate enough to hire someone to do it for you?? Of course, most of the stars aren’t actually carrying anything.
Scroll down below to see 21 of your faves combating the elements with a little bit of hired help.
The Oscar winner posed for photos on her way to the set of The Late Show in N.Y.C. Luckily, someone was standing by to hold her umbrella during the photo opp—otherwise, who knows what could've happened?!
Mary-Kate is carrying her own cup of coffee—she can't handle an umbrella too. Plus, the color would totally ruin the vibe of her all-black lewk.
Not sure what's preventing her from holding her own umbrella, but Rita's killing it in that shade of green.
No shade, but Joy would've carried her own umbrella...
No one who looks this good should ever even be aware that there's an umbrella in her presence.
Rain's one thing, but snow?!?
OK, this one we actually kind of understand...
What's even the point of being Paris Hilton if you don't have someone to carry your umbrella for you?
If only we had an umbrella-bearing phantom hand at our beck and call.
RiRi has too much pride to let someone fully hold her umbrella—she'll settle for teamwork.
Kim Kardashian West
No Louboutin-wearer should ever be held responsible for their own shelter from the elements.
If there's anyone who really doesn't need a professional umbrella-holder, it's Beyoncé. She could probably hold five open umbrellas, do the can-can, and sing the national anthem all at once (while 9-months pregnant, in heels).
Alex Parrish would NOT approve.
We'll admit, it looks cool on Rosie.
Hugh Jackman and Nicole Kidman
No matter which way you cut it, an umbrella just isn't a chic red carpet accessory.
Girl's wearing sweatpants and sneakers—we think she probably could've handled the umbrella.
THAT LITTLE BOY'S FACE.
In her defense, Diaz does look supremely grateful for the gesture.
TBH, I'd hold J.Lo's umbrella for her if she asked.
The Biebs can't be expected to hold an umbrella, walk, and carry on a phone conversation at the same time!
Hair that good deserves extra umbrella insurance.