The 15 Emotional Stages of Black Friday Shopping, as Told by the Royals
There’s room for everyone on the nice list, but not in the mall on the day after Thanksgiving. Black Friday is almost upon us, and for shoppers who dare to brave the crowds, the experience can leave you feeling a bit like carved turkey.
Between the early morning wake-up call, the raucous shoppers, sold-out products, and massive lines, Black Friday shopping can seem like more hassle than it’s worth. But when you find that perfect present at the right price, no feeling compares. After all, they call it “the most wonderful time of the year” for a reason, and that reason is 40 percent off flat-screen TVs, right?
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As you pack your purse with snacks and get out your best running shoes for the big day, here are the 15 emotional stages you’ll experience while Black Friday shopping, as told by the royals, because Kate Middleton’s facial expressions don’t get enough attention on the Internet. You’re welcome.
When it's still Thanksgiving but you can't hide your excitement for Christmas shopping.
But then you remember how early you have to wake up.
You put on a brave face and try to rally the squad.
And you jokingly gear up to fight the crowds.
But you had no idea what you were in for.
You try to roll in calmly.
Oh hey there, Dyson hair dryer.
Too late, that woman just body checked someone.
Suddenly you realize your friends have a competitive side.
So you sulk past everything you can't afford.
And watch someone take the last rose gold iPhone 7.
But finally you spot the perfect gift.
You run to get on the massive line.
Finally, you're next to pay.
Looking back at the store like, "That could have gone better."
