Plus, it has six powerful motors.

By Laura Reilly
Updated Apr 23, 2020 @ 3:00 pm
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There’s a reason people love Trader Joes, and it’s not just because of its Everything But the Bagel seasoning. Instead of loading up its shelves with unlimited variations on the same thing, TJs curates its selection to include just one or a small handful of options per product category, whittling its inventory down to only the best, most useful versions. Compare that to visiting a typical supermarket, where you’re faced with literal walls of the same thing, and you’re likely to experience what’s called ‘consumer fatigue.’

Shopping for a sex toy in 2020 can oftentimes inspire the same overwhelming feeling. In a market in which everything is high-design, highly rated, and laser-targeted, how is anyone supposed to make a choice?

Instead of pitting the clit targeter against the G-spot seeker against the rabbit, one device is giving us all a hand and combining the best features of every vibrator into a single package. MysteryVibe’s Crescendo is a bendable vibrator that can be molded into many shapes to target all of your erogenous zones. It can also be used by any sex and works just as well for couples as it does for solo play.

The powerful tool houses six motors encased in a silicone shell (charged wirelessly, so there are no concerns about water entering through a charging port). What’s more, the device can be controlled through an app on your phone, a feature that’s great for partner-use or pattern-setting. The Crescendo has so many uses, MysteryVibe has created a user guide that spans 22 positions — is today a Buzzing Booster Seat day or are you in the mood for Derriere Delight?

The multi-use tool typically retails for $150 (a steal for this many different vibes rolled into one), but today, you can get the Crescendo for even less thanks to a 20 percent off promotion the brand is running on this product alone. Enter the code LOVE2020 at checkout to bring the Crescendo’s price down to $120 and get free shipping.

A device this thorough is sure to wear you out, but you can leave consumer fatigue — and 20 percent of the price — behind.

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Shop now: $120 (Originally $150); mysteryvibe.com