This holiday season, Kourtney Kardashian is giving the gift of getting off. The oldest member of the Kardashian clan recently sent her loved ones a package of presents that included one very holly jolly surprise — an oral sex stimulator that is designed to move and feel like a tongue.
*Blinks twice in awe*
*Queues up “Watermelon Sugar”*
Maybe it’s a nod to the raunchy Mother’s Day gifts that Khloé sent back in May, which included a vibrator with a cruise control setting that could put Tesla’s self-driving cars to shame. Or maybe it’s Kourt simply reading the room (a.k.a. the dumpster fire that is 2020) and guessing — correctly — that everyone needs a good outlet to blow off some steam. Regardless, we can all agree that self-love is so important these days.
The oral stimulator she’s giving is not your typical vibrator. It’s described by Lelo as a “tongue tournament” of a device that uses a rotating, vibrating nub to mimic cunnilingus. The luxe model comes with an outrageous 12 settings that range in intensity, so you can really build up to a pleasure-packed climax.
“This is my best purchase yet,” wrote one customer on Lelo’s site. “The design is so sleek and pretty that I feel so classy every time I use it. The design makes the whole experience so intimate and chic, I’m obsessed. The charge lasts plenty long and the device is so quiet, making the experience more enjoyable.”
Unfortunately for Kylie Jenner, Kourt seemed to have forgotten to pack the vibrator in her gift box.
"Um, Kourtney, I think you forgot to put a few things in here, so, I'm going to send this back and we're going to try this again," she joked in an Instagram story.
Based on the product description and reviews, we’d be just as disappointed to miss out on this vibrator. Kylie, if you’re reading this, you can buy the stimulator in three different colors below.
Shop now: $169; lelo.com