Amy Schumer Still Uses Disposable Razors, Is All of Us

Not unlike the universe we live in, our love for Amy Schumer is constantly expanding. Our May cover girl has been known to keep it real at all times, and she's no different when it comes to doling out her best beauty advice. We, too, shave our legs with crappy disposable razors, and forget to layer on shaving cream beforehand. We, too, miss entire strips of hair along our lower leg, only to find out about it later when we have the audacity to don a sun dress. Her date night beauty advice, however, ranks at the top of our list of quotables from the above video.

"I'm like a year and a half into my relationship, so I don't really wear makeup at home. That's over for him," she says. "But, if we've kind of been fighting or something, you wanna look a little better so you have a little bit of the upper hand. I'll use a sunblock with tinted moisturizer, and then mascara, and blush of some kind, so I'm like 'I'm not wearing makeup. What?'" Okay but like, same, girl. Same. We will fight about you skipping ahead an episode of us on our show, and we will look good doing it, thanks. Hit play on the video above to get all of her beyond-relatable beauty tips in full.