An Ode to Serena Van Der Woodsen's Insatiable Hunger

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Gossip Girl’s Serena van der Woodsen was a great many things: the chicest and most genetically blessed teenager alive, wealthy beyond belief, and ALWAYS HUNGRY.

Her metabolism must’ve been insane to eat as much as she did and maintain Barbie-like proportions (I know she’s not a real person, I promise). Between attending black-tie benefits and getting into fights with frenemy Blair Waldorf (sometimes simultaneously), Serena spent her free time eating—or, well, talking about eating…?

Serena doesn’t actually eat very much onscreen, but she really likes to talk about potential meals. Maybe she’s the TV equivalent of someone who posts mouthwatering #foodporn to Instagram but never actually eats any of it?

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Whatever the case, Serena’s insatiable hunger is 100% relatable. We get you, girl. Relive the Upper East-sider’s most memorable food moments in the video above.

SHOW TRANSCRIPT

Hungry? We should. Always. But food first, because I'm starving. Hey, how far are you? I'm starving. Yum. I'm starved. You wanna grab a burger? And fries, and a shake. I'm more concerned about you. Why? I eat everything. What do you want? [UNKNOWN] or [UNKNOWN]? Both. And banana cream. Can we eat first, cuz I'm starving? Yeah, let's eat. [MUSIC] Only cuz I'm hungry. [MUSIC]
 
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