This Rapping Bridesmaid Gives Eminem a Run for His Money

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When selecting a bridesmaid, people usually draw from a pool of their closest and most responsible friends—creativity is definitely a plus, but rapping skills? Not typically a consideration.

This bride, however, made the best decision of her life when she elected her incredibly talented pal Katie to fill one of the elusive roles. Not only does Katie know how to spit verses like fire (that’s what the kids are saying, right?), but she clearly knows a ton about the newlywed couple.

Clad in a long, blush-colored gown, “The Real Slim Katie” was asked to stand up and approach the dance floor at the coolest wedding reception the world has ever seen. Basking in the spotlight like the rap goddess she is (step aside, Nicki), Katie commanded her audience to grab a drink while the opening bars of Eminem’s “The Real Slim Shady” began to play. Copyright laws be damned, Katie rapped along to the 2000 classic, modifying the lyrics to tell the story of newlywed couple Trevor and Jess.

BEHOLD: Pure magic.

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Someone get this girl a record deal, STAT.

SHOW TRANSCRIPT

Coinage, Life well spent. Presented by Geico. In Beauty and the Beast, the couple's first kiss transforms his talking furniture back into humans. Chip may not have to sleep in the cupboard anymore, but the Beast is missing some key items in his mansion. It's estimated that his home cost over $15 million and has approximately 60 rooms. With more than 90 acres of land, Amazon Prime might have a hard time delivering packages. Mrs. Potts and Chip can be replaced with Lenox Westchester China. The 60-piece set would cost the newlyweds over $4,500. Fifi, along with the other maids, were all transformed into feather dusters. With a plethora of rooms, they'll definitely need a tool to sweep up the grime. A 32 inch ostrich feather duster would do the trick and will cost them $40. As Lumiere transformed, the castle became a darker place. In order to fit the motif of the castle, these two antique gold candelabras would replace their former French light And more than $6,000 for 2, this isn't something you'll find at Ikea. The tale of Beauty and the Beast may be as old as time, but you wouldn't be able to tell without Codsworth. An 18th Century Pendulum Clock looking strikingly similar to their former piece can be purchased for a little over $11,000. Belle will have to put her clothes somewhere. Dishing out almost $5,000 will not only grant her a new wardrobe, but one that came from her time period. Unfortunately, this one won't be an opera singer. In total, the new couple would have to spend over $27,000 to replace those five pieces. That old beggar woman better watch out, she might be served with a serious bill. Coinage. Life, well spent. Presented by Geico. [BLANK_AUDIO]
 
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