Portlandia fans are well-versed in the antics of Candace Deveraux, the die-hard feminist bookstore owner played by Fred Armisen on IFC's cult-favorite sketch comedy series. Now, the beloved character is making her foray into spoken word in Portlandia Travelogue: The Brussels to Antwerp Express, a 15-minute-long recording available exclusively on Audible, ahead of the show's Season 6 premiere on Jan. 21 at 10 p.m. ET.
In the clip, Armisen painstakingly chronicles a hormone-ridden train ride through Germany and the various faces encountered along the way—including one especially erotic interaction with a certain customs agent, over which she fantasizes being "invited into his glass booth and embracing him hotly while a long line of world travelers waits and watches." Listen to the LOL-worthy snippet below, and head to audible.com/fredarmisen to download the full program.