We were 15 minutes in to the 3-hour Bachelorette finale, and we were already screaming. Did you hear the big announcement? Nope, we don't know who won Rachel Lindsay's heart forever and ever, but we do know that someone won Juan Pablo's.
Ladies, so sorry, but the infamous Bachelor alum is off. the. market. Chris Harrison made the announcement at the top of the show, clarifying that the 36-year-old soccer pro asked him to share the news. And so Chris did.
There were, er, a few claps—maybe not uproarious applause, if we're being honest. But hey, it's cool! Juan P. did just fine for himself. His bride, whom we wed in an intimate ceremony in Miami, is the Venezuelan model and TV host Osmariel Villalobos.
Here she is in her wedding gown, looking gorg:
According to Us Weekly, the couple has been together since the Summer of 2016. And hey, when you know, you know, right? The twosome wed in a secret ceremony, and we wish the happy couple all the luck.
But now—sorry, if you'll excuse us—we have a finale to get to.