Everybody's favorite comedienne was in top form last night at the Britannia Awards at the Beverly Hilton hotel. And though the honor is quite staid and prestigious—it's the highest honor that BAFTA can give—Amy Schumer literally brought down the house with her award acceptance speech.
Clad in sleek Calvin Klein ("I love that it fits" she told InStyle on the carpet earlier), Schumer somehow managed to honor the awards namesake (the Charlie Chaplin Britannia Award for Excellence) by looking good for the guys at the event and then dishing on topics like...um, anal sex. You read right.
"I'll never forget that first time that I saw him just running around that Chocolate Factory," Schumer said, speaking of Chaplin. "Watching that movie [Charlie and the Chocolate Factory] inspired my boyfriend at the time to take a trip up my Chocolate River," she said. "Isn't that amazing though, I worked so hard to look so pretty tonight, I had my nails done, my hair, and I want to look great because I'm single," she added.
She soon returned to the subject of "buttholes"(!!!) though. "We work so hard to look so pretty for men, but you guys are disgusting," she said, referring how guys are into, um, going up the aforementioned "Chocolate River." It was a speech for the decades and one that only Schumer could get away with!