There was a conspicuous dearth of married men at X-Men director Brett Ratner's Victoria’s Secret party. “My friends’ wives didn’t really want their husbands to celebrate with the models!” Ratner explains. The sheer magnitude of star power would have had any observer reeling: Supposed party girl Lindsay Lohan—a.k.a. “DJ LL”—spent most of her time spinning records. “For a 19-year-old, she has very interesting taste in music!” Ratner says. Heidi Klum and Seal made out in a dark corner, Lance Armstrong chatted up Rebecca Gayheart on a gold banquette, Charlie Sheen, Owen Wilson, and Matthew Perry hung out on the patio, Adam Levine played pool, and John Mayer and Chris Tucker cavorted around in the underground disco. Lucky for you, we have exclusive photos from inside the bash—taken by Ratner himself.

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