Because that's the dream, right?
When I imagine myself walking anywhere, my textured hair is blowing slow-mo in the wind and people are whispering to themselves, "Who is that? Is she famous? Does she do shampoo commercials?"
Does that make me weird? Because if it does, I don't care. We all have our fantasies and this one is mine. That said, there are a lot of texture products on the market that make you look like you were blessed with hair like Gisele Bundchen. And that's pretty much just as good.