If we're the MVP of any sport, it's red-carpet watching. (This game rocks, you see, because you rehydrate with champagne rather than with Gatorade.) So, we were on full duty tonight as sports stars and screen stars alike gathered at the Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles for the ESPY Awards.
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Tonight's event marked the 25th anniversary of the megawatt ceremony, so no one wanted to drop the ball on fashion. (Pause for laughs.) From a silky pink suit to a canary-yellow mini dress, read on to see who brought the best sartorial game to the red carpet. And, don't worry: we're fresh out of sports puns from here on out.